Imma just let this sit here
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
Do you ever just look at someone and think they are so fucking beautiful and you never want to stop reminding them so you tell them like 37 times a day
George Lopez set in an Alternate Universe wherein Stefan Burnett is a member of the family.
However, he is invisible to the characters in the show, interacting only with the viewer(s) via facial expressions and eye movements.
fucking sing along!!! part TWO - another random assortment of songs that you kind of have to sing along to….. // listen
1. i would walk 500 miles - the proclaimers 2. total eclipse of my heart - bonnie tyler 3. come sail away - styx 4. summer nights - john travolta and olivia newton john 5. in the air tonight - phil collins 6. the safety dance - men without hats 7. good vibrations - marky mark and the funky bunch 8. i’ll make a man out of you - mulan original soundtrack 9. carry on wayward son - kansas 10. ain’t no mountain high enough - diana ross 11. bye bye bye - ‘n sync 12. bennie and the jets - elton john 13. love shack - the b-52’s 14. respect - aretha franklin 15. blue (da ba dee) - eiffel 65 16. i dont wanna miss a thing - aerosmith 17. ice ice ice baby - vanilla ice 18. barbie girl - aqua 19. the final countdown - europe 20. tubthuming (i get knocked down) - chumbawamba 21. red red wine - ub40 22. (i just) died in your arms tonight - cutting crew 23. my girl - the temptations 24. a thousand miles - vanessa carlton 25. baby got back - sir mix a lot
A tweet from CNN reporter Diana Magnay, which was quickly deleted.
CNN accidentally hired someone who does actual reproting
make this huge